I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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