so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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