never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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