she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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