Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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