Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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