WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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