I am full of burrito and curiosity
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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