im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
