there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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