I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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