Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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