doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Non-Jews are for practice
it hurts more in the daytime
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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