our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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