At least make sure they are 18
Why
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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