Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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