I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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