I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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