Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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