I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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