They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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