The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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