That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
