I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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