During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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