Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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