He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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