why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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