I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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