let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
is it fun? or sober?
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