I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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