quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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