he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my being single is dangerous.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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