Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize