We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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