Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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