Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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