Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Even my vagina gasped.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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