I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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