Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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