I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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