One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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