Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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