Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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