I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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