Someone shit on the floor
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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