This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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