butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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