hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
