But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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