Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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