aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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