sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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