Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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