Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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